Some say that perfection doesn’t exist. They say it’s some made-up mythical bullshit to sell cards. Well, they’re right, unless they’re talking about porn because there is indeed a perfect porn network out there. I know because I jerk off to it all the time. I bet you know which one it is, too. Perfect Gonzo! You know it’s true. It’s absolutely flawless!

Wait, maybe it just now got even more perfect (if that’s even a thing). Why? Because now you can save 34% now with a Perfect Gonzo discount. I guess I stand corrected. NOW it’s perfect. But you still have to seize this opportunity and actually click on that link to sign up and claim your discount. I can’t do that part for you.

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