The first girlfriend I had has also turned out to be my longest relationship. I was with her from my sophomore year of highschool through most of my freshman year of college. We were pretty vanilla together and I laugh thinking about how naive we were back then. I do feel bad about her catching me cheating, but the long distance thing was never going to work, and the girls in college were all a lot more sexually adventurous. That’s when I discovered just how much I like big butts.

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She’s not exactly pulling the shaved head off quite as well, but perhaps she’s sporting it that way and fucking for some noble cause. If I had to guess I recon that cause is our entertainment and if so that makes her an overachiever.

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Perhaps the one one this chicks thigh means “Fucking for bus fare”

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